I am having a thoroughly hideous week and have been feeling very sorry for myself ..... so what to do? A friend once sent me this and I take it out now and again for an airing .... I keep it because it stops me taking myself too seriously ....
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
And remember what peace there may be in silence.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead,
Do not walk in front, for I may not follow
Go over there somewhere.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly.
Be open minded, but do not lean forward or your brain may fall out.
Know that there will be good days and bad days
And this is one of them.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Always dismantle and clean the dog before going to bed,
But avoid the use of spot remover or you may never see him again.
You are a child of the universe.
It is a small world unless you have to paint it.
Do not wish for everything unless you have a really big cupboard.
Do not worry about the pace of life,
concern yourself only with its sudden ending.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons.
If you cannot sleep well, practice more often.
Borrow from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Remember, if you give a man a fish he will eat for a day,
Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink himself stupid.
It is always darkest before the dawn.
That is the time to steal your neighbour's newspapers.
Be gentle with yourself.
Bear in mind that depression is anger without enthusiasm
And good health merely the slowest way to die.
Never argue with a fool for he is doing the same.
Know that if at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not a good idea
And that timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Always remember that all is not lost, though I haven’t seen it for some time.
If you cannot become wiser, try to be older.
Aim as I do, to live forever; so far I am doing all right.
Never stand between a dog and a lamp post
And never hit a man with glasses, always use something larger and heavier.
Remember that some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them,
A closed mouth gathers no feet and nature abhors a vacuum cleaner.
Be cheerful, strive to be happy
And remember that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Go far ...... and start as soon as possible.